Funny Chicken Velveteen Blanket — "F-CAW-F" Plush Throw (Do Not Disturb)

This velveteen plush blanket brings sarcastic comfort to quiet nights and busy living rooms. Soft, velvety fabric drapes easily over shoulders or knees, inviting you to shut out the world with a wink. The bold chicken graphic reads loud and clear on one side, announcing your need for sleep or solitude with playful attitude. Lightweight enough to carry from couch to bed, yet substantial enough to warm cool evenings, it becomes that familiar, slightly sassy companion you reach for when you want to relax without interruptions. Durable stitching and vivid print keep the design bright through washes, so the blanket stays cheeky and cozy long after the first cuddle.

Product features

- Velvety 100% polyester (or polyester/spandex) for a soft, durable feel

- Medium heavy-weight (≈300 g/m²) for warmth without bulk

- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for reinforced durability

- Safety and chemical compliant (flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not iron

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not bleach

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product